Terms of Service

What This Service Is

TrumpPrays.com is a parody entertainment service that creates satirical prayers using voice synthesis. It is purely for humor and entertainment.

This service is NOT affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any political figure, party, or organization. It is parody and satire, protected under the First Amendment and fair use (17 U.S.C. § 107). The Supreme Court has been very clear on this. Very clear. We checked. Our lawyers checked. Everybody checked.

What You Get

For an incredible deal, by the way, probably too cheap, my accountants hate it -- you get a personalized parody prayer delivered as audio. You give us a name and a topic, we do the rest. Under a minute. Faster than any prayer delivery system in history. Nobody's even close.

Refunds

Because this is a digital product generated on demand, we generally do not offer refunds. Each prayer is custom-made the moment you order it.

If something went wrong with your order (e.g., you never received it, the audio is broken), contact us at hello@trumpprays.com and we'll make it right. You can also dispute the charge through Stripe's standard process.

Your Responsibilities

Look, we're very fair people. But even we have rules. By using this service, you agree not to:

• Submit content that is illegal, threatening, or harassing -- we don't do that here
• Use the service to target or harass specific individuals -- very not cool
• Attempt to hack or abuse the service -- we have the best cyber people, don't even try
• Resell generated prayers commercially -- get your own business

We reserve the right to refuse service and refund payment if submitted content violates these terms. We'll be very nice about it, but we'll do it.

Generated Content

The prayers are generated entertainment. Share them with friends, family, enemies, whoever you want. Post them on social media. Send them as gifts. That's what they're for. Just don't resell them or pretend you made them -- that would be very dishonest and frankly beneath you.

Will every prayer be a masterpiece? Most of them -- yes, absolutely. But we can't guarantee they'll be appropriate for your specific situation. It's parody entertainment. Use common sense. You have it -- I can tell. Very smart person reading this.

Limitation of Liability

TrumpPrays.com is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. We are not liable for any damages arising from use of this service, including but not limited to hurt feelings, theological disagreements, or excessive laughter.

Our total liability is limited to the amount you paid for your order.

Age Requirement

You must be at least 13 years old to use this service. If you are under 18, you should have parental consent. Get your parents involved — great parents, involved parents, the kind of parents who raised someone with tremendous taste in prayer services.

Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of the jurisdiction where we operate -- a tremendous jurisdiction, very fair, the best legal system you've ever seen. Any disputes will be handled there. But let's be honest -- it's a prayer. If we end up in court over this, something has gone very wrong. Very, very wrong.

Changes

We may update these terms from time to time. We'll make them even better -- didn't think that was possible, but here we are. Continued use of the service means you're on board. Smart choice.

Contact

Questions? We genuinely enjoy hearing from people — real questions, smart questions, the kind that show somebody actually read this. Email hello@trumpprays.com