Make Christmas Great Again. Again.

Make Christmas great again — starting with a prayer, because the food isn't going to do it.

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0souls tremendously blessed

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The more detail, the more Trump has to work with

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More Prayers

The best prayers for the best people. Everyone agrees.

Custom Prayer

Pray for anything you want

Birthday Prayer

They're old — they know it — and Trump's got somet...

Graduation Prayer

Six figures of debt for a piece of paper. Was it w...

Wedding Prayer

Trump has done this three times. He knows exactly ...

Retirement Prayer

Forty years of the same job? Trump could never. Bu...

Get Well Prayer

Sick? Trump self-diagnosed worse cases than this. ...

Breakup Prayer

The ex was low energy, bad deal, total loser — Tru...

New Job Prayer

New job, new prayer — because they're going to nee...